- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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