- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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