Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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No

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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why does column have a letter n?

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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