- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Golf.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

XD Jackass.

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