Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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