- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I am quite mature.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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