- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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