a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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