- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

your face

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Once upon a time a was born

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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