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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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