What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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I am a mime

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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