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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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