What page are you on The gay page.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Take part of what?

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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