- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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