- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Pain Olympics.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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