Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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womans having rights.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A lot eh?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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