- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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