How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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