- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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