- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

penis. nuff said.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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