- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"