- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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