whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock Come in

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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