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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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