if you can read this you dont' need glasses

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

I <3 Hitler

womens rights

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Bitch

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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