- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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