- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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