what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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