how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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