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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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