- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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