What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Read a Book.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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