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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A sober Irish individual.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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