- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A dancer walks into a barre

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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