- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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