What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

My jeans

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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