What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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