- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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