Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A women left the kitchen.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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