- Anti Joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried