Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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