An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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