- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What has two legs? Half a cat

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Neither have I

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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