Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Maths.

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Happy Monday!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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