- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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