- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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