Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Donald Trump

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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a man makes a bad joke

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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