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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

NEVER

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome