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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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