- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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