- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I? Everett

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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