- Anti Joke

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D