A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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