- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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