Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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