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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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