- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

You know what's funny? Rape

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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