How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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