- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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