You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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