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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Knock knock Come in

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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how man

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

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