XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Black people stink of shite!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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sadf

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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