An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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