- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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