whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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