- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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