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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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