What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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