- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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