- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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