- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Get on the boat.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Your girlfriend.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A women left the kitchen.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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