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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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