- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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