What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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