What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Anti Joke

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