- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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