- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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