Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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