what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Burp

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

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