Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's your blood type? Red.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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