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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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