Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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