- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is the name of the car? What

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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