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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

I'm Polish.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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