dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Okay.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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