Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A storm be brewin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...