Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Lacrosse

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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