Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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