Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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