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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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