What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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