why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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