Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Dinosaur!

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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