Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Horse tits

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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