Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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