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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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