An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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