Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Anti Joke

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