If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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your gay

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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hi iggy

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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The song Friday Rules!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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