Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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The song Friday Rules!

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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