roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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your gay

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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