- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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