What do people say? words.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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