Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Dinosaur!

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do people say? words.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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