- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

I'm Halarious.

How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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