Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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