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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Anti Joke

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