Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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poop

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Banana

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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