What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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