Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

I'm Halarious.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

What do people say? words.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

A women leaves the kitchen.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

Dinosaur!

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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