How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm Halarious.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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