A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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