A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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