- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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