Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Anyone??????????/

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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