What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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