- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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