What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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