- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Obama = ebola

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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