i wonder who made this website? a human

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's 1+1? 69.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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