What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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You are joking right?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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12/23/2012

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Dumb

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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