Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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