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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What's white and gluey Glue

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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