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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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