Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Allah walked into AK Bar

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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