I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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