- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A dancer walks into a barre

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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