So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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