- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Poop

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

NEVER

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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