- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, yup.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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