- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

i hate non minorities!

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