- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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