- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

irish man drinking john smiths

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Im taking a shit right now.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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