- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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