- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I think everybody should have a penis.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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