Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Sarah Palin.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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