- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what's funny about war? nothing!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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