Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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