How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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