DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Pain Olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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