- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A man goes to the potty.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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