- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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