- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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