- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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