- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

The Labour Party.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

A Jew walks into Macy's

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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