- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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