- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

poopy is poopy

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am a mime

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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