Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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