- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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