- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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