knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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i'm hard

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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