- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How you know when dislextic

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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