- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

scraggle is in you pillow case

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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