What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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