- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One, two, three, four and five

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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