A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

The chickens have become self-aware!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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