- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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