- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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