wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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