Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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