knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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