hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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