How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Women's Rights

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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