- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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