Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Brain fart

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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