- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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