- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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