- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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