- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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