- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.