Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Donald Trump

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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