why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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