- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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