hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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