What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Justin Bieber

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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