Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

BIG MAC'S

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

I think everybody should have a penis.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

My cat just died.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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