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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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