- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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