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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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