A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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