- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I'm Polish.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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