What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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how do you win a game try your best

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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