Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

how much fish could a chicken

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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