How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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