what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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