- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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