- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Gus's mom

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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