- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Men's rights

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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