Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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