An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Knock Knock? Come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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