- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

My jeans

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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