- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

knock,knock you suck

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

9/11 my birthday

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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