- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

gay pom...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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