- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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