Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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