What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

my penis

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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