-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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