- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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