- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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