- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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