every knight i see an owl at window

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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I'm Coming

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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