What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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