- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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