- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock knock It's open, come in

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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