- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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