- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A women left the kitchen.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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