- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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