What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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