- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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