Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Racial Equality

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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