- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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