What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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