Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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