Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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WILLYS

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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