Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

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