why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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