- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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