How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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bangers and mash?

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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