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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

like if your cool

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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