- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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