Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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