Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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