- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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