- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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