Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Women's rights

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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