What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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donald................duck for president

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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