How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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