a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A man did not like this site

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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