- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

my penis

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.