Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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