- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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