- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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