- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I am quite mature.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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