Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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