- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

H o m o comes out as homo

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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