- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Tilt your screen back .

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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