Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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