- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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