- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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