- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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