- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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