What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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