- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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