Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Neither have I

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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