What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

I agree

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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