Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Black people in Camden NJ.

I'm Coming

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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