Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Your Mom

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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