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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

The Labour Party.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I'm rick james bitch

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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