- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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