- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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