- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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