- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

You know what's funny? Rape

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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