- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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