What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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