CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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