- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why dont they make black forks

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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