- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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