- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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