- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock knock Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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