Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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miha kako si?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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