You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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