how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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