- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Women's Rights..

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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