- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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