How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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school homewrok

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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