- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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