- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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