- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A blonde dies Lololol

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Anti-jokes are funny.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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