- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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