- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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