se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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