Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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