- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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