Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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YOU

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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