Knock knock Whose there? 4

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

George W. Bush

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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