What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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