what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A fat guy!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Diarrhea

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ugvvvvvv

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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