- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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