- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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