- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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