- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Brain fart

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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