I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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My cat just died.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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