- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, yup.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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