- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I named my son ps2 controller

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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