- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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