- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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