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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

America

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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