- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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