- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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