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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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