- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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