what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

will you like this joke my sources say no

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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