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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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