- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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