What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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