Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Sarah Palin.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

HELLO EVERYONE

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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