- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

knock knock!? . . No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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