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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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