Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I'm hungry.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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