a man makes a bad joke

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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