- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A black man walks out of a police station

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