- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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