- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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