Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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