- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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