- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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