- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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