- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

My children are mistakes

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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