Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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