A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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