- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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