- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats black and strange a paki

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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