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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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