- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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