Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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