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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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