- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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