- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your big dick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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