A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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