What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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i have two hands.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Gus's mom

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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