- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

roses are red violets should be purple

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.