What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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