- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I am a mime

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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