- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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