Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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