Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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deez nuts

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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