- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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