We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Anti Joke

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