Tucker Rivera

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Long joke Your such a downey

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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