- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

This is a joke.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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