How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Maths.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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