- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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