- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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race-car = rac-ecar

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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