- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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