- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

star wars kid

So a man walks into a bar, right?

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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