- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Maths.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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