- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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