- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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