Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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men's rights activists

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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