Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Your're racist.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's 9+10? 19

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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