- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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