Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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