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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

HEY!

A man goes to the potty.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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