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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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