- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A gay man watches football.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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