What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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