Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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antijoke is the best website.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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VITAMIN C!

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