Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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