An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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