A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Jovan

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

guess what what ...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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