- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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