Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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the bible

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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