A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

In soviet Russia...things are different

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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