Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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