- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How old are you? 7

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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