What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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