- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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