- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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