- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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