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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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