- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9+10? 19

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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