- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally