- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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