Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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