- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what's white and sticky semen

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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