- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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