What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Maths.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Anti Joke

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