- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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