Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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womens rights

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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