A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

thumb_up thumb_down +2

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

my wife out of the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops