- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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