- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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