- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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