- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

No it doesnt..

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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