- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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