- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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