Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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like if your cool

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Read a Book.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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