- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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