Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

My spelling is horrible

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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