Democracy.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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