- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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