- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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