Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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