- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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