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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Pain Olympics.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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