- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

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