- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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