- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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