- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

roses are red violets should be purple

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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