How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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