- Anti Joke

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.