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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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