- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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