Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Turkey Balls

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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