- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's better than a stick? A stone

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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