- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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