What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why? Because.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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