- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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