- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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