- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

i like it in the mouth

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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