- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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