Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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