- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why dont they make black forks

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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