How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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hi jonny

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Bitch

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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like if your cool

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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