- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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