What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

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