You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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