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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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