- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A dancer walks into a barre

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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