Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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