- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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