- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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