What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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