What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Your mom is so old she died

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

pull my finger (farts)

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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