What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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how do you win a game try your best

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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