- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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