- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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