- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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