- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

This is an anti-joke.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

your mom was so fat that she died.

HELLO EVERYONE

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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