- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

i hate non minorities!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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