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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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