- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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