- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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