- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Tony Romo

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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