- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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