- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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