- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Happy Monday!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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