Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

a black man pays his child support

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Indians

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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