- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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