Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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