- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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