- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Gay rights.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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