What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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