- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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