How do you drown a fish? You don't...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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