Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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