- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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