What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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