- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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