- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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