Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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