- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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