- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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