- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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