- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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