- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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