- Anti Joke

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Cripples are lame.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.