Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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cool

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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