- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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