My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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