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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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