How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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