- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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