How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did one computer say to the other .........

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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