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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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