- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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