Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Antijokes...

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I am a mime

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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