- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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