- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You know what's funny? A well told joke

God is real.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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