How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A pope meets another one

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

batman farted so hes retarded

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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