What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Dwarf Shortage

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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