- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

I like school Said no one ever.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

homosexual rights to marriage

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead