drugs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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