Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Who is big and stupid My brother

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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