- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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