- Anti Joke

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic