What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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