- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what is 3+3= 8

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

pull my finger (farts)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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