- Anti Joke

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My cat just died.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Im taking a shit right now.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits