What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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