How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Anti Joke

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