I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Black people stink of shite!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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