- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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