- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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