- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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