How did the black person die? Of old age

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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