- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Paper or plastic? Yes...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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