A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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