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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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