- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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