Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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