What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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matt is fat

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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