What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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NEVER

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Roses are red, yup.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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