- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A baby seal walks into a club.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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