- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

knock knock Dave's not here.

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