- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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