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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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