- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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