Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

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