- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life