- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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