- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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