roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your big dick.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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