- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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