How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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WNBA

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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this website is a bad joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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