- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

like if your cool

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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