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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

No your aunties a joke

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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