- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

race-car = rac-ecar

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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