What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Donald Trump

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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