- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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