knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Anti Joke

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