What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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