- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

are you saying pam, or pan?

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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