- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Yellow People !!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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