What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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