A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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