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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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