- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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