- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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