- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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