what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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