baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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