- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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