- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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