How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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