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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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