Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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knock,knock you suck

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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