Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

One, two, three, four and five

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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