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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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