- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Obama = ebola

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

knock knock who's there? your destiny

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

No it doesnt..

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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