- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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