A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Anti Joke

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