Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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