What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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