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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A pope meets another one

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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