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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

your mom.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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