- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

jews

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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