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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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