Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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