- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Fat? Jesse Z

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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