- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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