A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Yanter, Look it up

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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