- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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