No

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

one stop shop

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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