- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

So these two girls have a cup .

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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