who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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