- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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