- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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