- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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