This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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