- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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