knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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