- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Your big dick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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