- Anti Joke

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!