Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

you gay?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down -15

1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops