- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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