- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Jesus Christ

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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