Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Anti Joke

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