How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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