A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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were you expecting a joke

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Denard Robinson

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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