- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Diarrhea

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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