roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

America

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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