- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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