- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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