- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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