How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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