What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Diarrhea

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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