What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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