One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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