- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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