- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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