- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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