- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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