- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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