Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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