- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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