- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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