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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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