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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What rhymes with milk...milf

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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