- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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