- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird