What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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