A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Anti Joke

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