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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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