- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

The Labour Party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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