- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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