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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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