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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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