Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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