What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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