- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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