- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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