- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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