- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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