- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

poopy is poopy

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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