- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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