Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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