- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why did the blue berry cross the road

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I have read the terms and conditions

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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