why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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