- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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