- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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