Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your're racist.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

you see theres this guy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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