When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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