- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

womans having rights.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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