- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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