- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Chris is hairy

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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