Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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