- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

i like it in the mouth

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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