- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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