- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Women.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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