What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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