why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Bitch

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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hi jonny

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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like if your cool

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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