- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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