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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I am a mime

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man goes to the potty.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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