- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yellow People !!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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