What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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