- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A pope meets another one

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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