- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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