- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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