Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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