There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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I'm hungry.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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