- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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