- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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