- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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