- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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