I have read the terms and conditions

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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