- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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God is real.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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