- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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