- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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