why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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