- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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