why did you poop because you are a poop

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Cheese

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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