- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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