Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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