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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

like if your cool

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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