- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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