- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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