What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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