- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

quantum physics?

knock,knock you suck

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

No it doesnt..

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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