- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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