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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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