- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

13 =B you just learned something

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??