A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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how man

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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