- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock Whose there? 4

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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