Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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