- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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