What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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sadf

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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