- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

NEVER

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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