How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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