- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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