- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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