- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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