- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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