What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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