What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

This is an anti-joke.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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