- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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