which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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