- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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