- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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