Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

HELLO EVERYONE

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A russian gives away vodka.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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