- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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