- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

The Labour Party.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

kieran is a homosexual

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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