What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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