- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

-knock knock! -doors open

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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