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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your girlfriend.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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