- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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