whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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