- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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