- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did your mum die young because she had canser

homosexual rights to marriage

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