- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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