- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is 9+10? 19

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

I have read the terms and conditions

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

race-car = rac-ecar

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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