Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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