Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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My mom

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Read a Book.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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