- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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