You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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