Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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