- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

roses are red poo is poo

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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