A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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