- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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