Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Brain fart

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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