- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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