What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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knock knock who's there ?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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