What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

whats white jizz

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A black man walks out of a police station

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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