- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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