- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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