- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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