- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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