A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Eric is gay Ha

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How old are you? 7

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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