Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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