- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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