- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A miserable man committed suicide.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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