- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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