- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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