Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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