- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A guy walks into a bar

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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