- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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