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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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