What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Roses are red.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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