- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

penis. nuff said.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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