- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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