Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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