i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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