- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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