- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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