What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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