- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

I? Everett

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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