Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A gay man watches football.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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