Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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