How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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