Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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God is real.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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