- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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