- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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