- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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