- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why dont they make black forks

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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