- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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