Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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