- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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