how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A dog was barking at a tree

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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