- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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