Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Chris Bosh's neck

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Anti Joke

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