- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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