- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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