So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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