- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did you poop because you are a poop

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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