- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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