why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

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