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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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