Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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