What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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