TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Men's rights

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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