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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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