What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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