A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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