- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A lot eh?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

homosexual rights to marriage

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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