Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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stinky boner

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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hello

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black people swimming

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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