- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

you see theres this guy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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