- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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