Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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