- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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