What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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