- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

I like that, but why am I happy?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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