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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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