What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Anti Joke

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