- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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