- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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