How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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