What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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