- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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