- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

your mom was so fat that she died.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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