What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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