what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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HEY!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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