A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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guess what? bannanas

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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time to spruce up!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Where's the soap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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