There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Women's Rights..

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Christ is a conspiracy

No it doesnt..

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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