- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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