- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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