A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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America

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Tucker Rivera

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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