- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Pain Olympics.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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