A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

sky silverstein

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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