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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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