- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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