- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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