- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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