How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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