A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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