Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Anti Joke

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