Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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