Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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