Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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