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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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