- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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