- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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