A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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