Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Women outside of the kitchen.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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