- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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