- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

homosexual rights to marriage

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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