- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What is my name? I dont know

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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