- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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