- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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