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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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