- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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