- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A baby seal walks into a club.

America

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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