Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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