Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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knock knock go away

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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