what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Anti Joke

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