Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

My jeans

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why is this joke funny It isn't

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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