- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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