- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I am a mime

Women's professional sports

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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