- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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