What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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womens rights

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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