- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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