Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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