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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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