Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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