What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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