A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's white and gluey Glue

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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