.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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