Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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