i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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