- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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