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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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