Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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