- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

I'm hungry.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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