- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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