A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How you know when dislextic

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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