Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

All of these jokes are about white people

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what's white and sticky semen

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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