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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

You idiot.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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