- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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