Why? Why not?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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