- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Go away still nothing to see

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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