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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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