- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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