- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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