whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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