What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Tunechi

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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