- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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