Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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