- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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