What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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