- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

quantum physics?

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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