Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Beka has AIDS

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

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