- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what's white and sticky semen

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Albino African Americans

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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