Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I love alchohol!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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