- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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