- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

woman's rights

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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