Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Who's the fastest kid in AA

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what is 3+3= 8

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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