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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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