what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Bob Saget that is all

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