- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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