- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Stop. Seriously stop.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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