- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Death by kayak

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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