Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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gay pom...

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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