What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A fat guy!

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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