Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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