- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are red, yup.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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