Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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