- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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