What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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