- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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