- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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