What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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