What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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