- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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