How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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