Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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