- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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