- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Click here for free sandwich.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Fat people

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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