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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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