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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Take wrong turns

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

I love you

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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