Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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