Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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