- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is 9+10? 19

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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