Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

guess what what ...

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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