- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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