- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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