- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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