- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Chlamydia

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

The global news

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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