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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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