- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

the WNBA.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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