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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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