Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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