- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red poo is poo

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