- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tony Romo

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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