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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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