- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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