Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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