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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

pretty soon we'll all be dead

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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