Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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