- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

asians have slitted eyes lol

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Anyone can post anything.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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