- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's white and gluey Glue

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

womens rights.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

No antijoke here.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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