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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

whats black and strange a paki

Potassium? K.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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