- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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