- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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