What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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