- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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