Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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