- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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