whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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