- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

White men's rights

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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