What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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