- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

someone called someone else a frog

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