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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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