Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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