Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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