- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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