A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Pain Olympics.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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My cat just died.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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