- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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