- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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