- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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