What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Tony Romo

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Cripples are lame.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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