What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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