What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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