what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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