- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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