- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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