What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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