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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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