What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

George W. Bush

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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