An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Chinese man fails a math test

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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