what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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