- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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