- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A gay man watches football.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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