- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock knock knock OCD

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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