- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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