- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

if you don't like this you're gay

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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