One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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