Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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