- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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