That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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