What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Tony Romo

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Cripples are lame.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

woman's rights

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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