- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

my wife out of the kitchen

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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