That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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