Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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girls basketball

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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you gay?

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Your're racist.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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