Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

so today i took a poop. hehe

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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