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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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