What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

salad days!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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