- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

kennah campion when she talks

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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