whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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human centipede

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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