dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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