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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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