What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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