- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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