- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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