- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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