- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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