roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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