What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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