Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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