what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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