Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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