A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

VITAMIN C!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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