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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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You are joking right?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Fat people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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