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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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