Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man goes to the potty.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Long joke Your such a downey

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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