- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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