- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You idiot.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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