What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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