- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Knock knock, COME IN!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

I? Everett

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Tony Romo

a man makes a bad joke

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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