- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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