- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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