How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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