- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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