Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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