- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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