- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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