- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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