Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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