- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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