- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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