- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Go away still nothing to see

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

race-car = rac-ecar

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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