- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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