- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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