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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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