- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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