- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Men's rights

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

XD Jackass.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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