I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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