- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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