- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

if you don't like this you're gay

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??