What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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