What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why? Because.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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