- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's better than a stick? A stone

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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