- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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