- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

justin beiber sucks

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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