A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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miha kako si?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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