- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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