This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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God is real.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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