What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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