Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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