NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock knock knock OCD

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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