- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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