- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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