- Anti Joke

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.