What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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karn chevalier

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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justin beiber sucks

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Tall asians

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