Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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