How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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