- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

autistic kids rock

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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