that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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