what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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