a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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