- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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