- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone