A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What is green and slow Grass.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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