what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Andoni was here

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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