- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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