Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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