- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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