Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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