Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Guest what in the butt

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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