Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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