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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

your face

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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