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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

if you don't like this you're gay

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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