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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

I had friends on the Death Star.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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