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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

It's likely that very few people will read this.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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