josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Potassium? K.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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