What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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anti jokes are really funny

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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