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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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