- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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