- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Gay rights.

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