Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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