So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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