- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

learn. advance!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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