Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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