- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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