- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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