- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

If the 49ers won the superbowl

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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