- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Women deserve equal rights.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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