- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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