How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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