- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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