- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's 1+1? 69.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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