- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock Knock Who's there

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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