Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Take part of what?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Sarah Palin.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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