- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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