whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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