- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

womans having rights.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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