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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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