- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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