Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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black people. that is all...

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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