how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

jokes r dumb

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