What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What is a dog? Bark

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Religion

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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