So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is a dog? Bark

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

So one time this woman was learning...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A Jew returns change.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

james schmitt whats your last name

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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