How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Women's rights

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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jokes r dumb

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Women's rights.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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