What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Jews for Jesus

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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