What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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