if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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