whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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