What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

I like to eat.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Women's rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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