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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Don't think of granny porn

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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