Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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live babies

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Turtles

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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does this look unsure to you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is Jason? Black.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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