- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I got shot, you laughed

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

women's rights

does this look unsure to you?

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The chicken crossed the road.

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