- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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