- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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