- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

knock knock go away

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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