how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Kim Kardashian.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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DANA

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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johann grayson being liked

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

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