What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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