Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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