- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Rick Perry.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

did you ever see a butter fly?

The WNBA.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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