- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

jokes r dumb

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Women's rights.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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