kennah campion... being nice

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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ekoj

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penis

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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