What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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