Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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69

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jgkbk,mn

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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