What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Steering Wheel Face.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

a horse walks into a barn

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Women's rights.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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