what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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