- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Steering Wheel Face.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Freedom of Speech

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Women's rights

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

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