roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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gays

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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I hate you.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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