- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's big? Jupiter.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Rick Perry.

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