What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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black people. that is all...

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Is Carly smart? No.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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