- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is a dog? Bark

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So one time this woman was learning...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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