your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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