How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Womens rights.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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