- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Steering Wheel Face.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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