- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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