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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Pandas Everywhere!!!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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