gays

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What is a dog? Bark

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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