- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So one time this woman was learning...

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Religion

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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