A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I hate you.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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