a horse walks into a barn

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Women's rights.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What is Jason? Black.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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