What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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I got shot, you laughed

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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