- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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