- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

women's rights

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