- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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