What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Obama

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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No.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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