- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

So one time this woman was learning...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I have no joke. u mad?

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