Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's 9 +10 19

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why Because

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What comes after "Q" R

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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