Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Myspace

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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