- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Carlton

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

I like to eat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Obama

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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