- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I got shot, you laughed

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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