Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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gays

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Religion

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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