- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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