Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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