A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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