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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

the economy.

i like it in the mouth

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

NEVER

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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