- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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