- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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