Ring Ring Hello? Click

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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