- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why does the man appear fat he is

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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