what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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like most people my age. im 27

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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