What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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