- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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