Q: knok knok A: Im home

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

HELLO EVERYONE

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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