- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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