- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

hi michael

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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