Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What? Huh?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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