- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

SHUT UP JP

12 in general

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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