- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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