- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do I hate? people

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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