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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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