- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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