Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Take part of what?

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A man died.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

The Labour Party.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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