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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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