- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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