What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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can you touch your toes? no

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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