- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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