- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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