- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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