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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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