Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

No it doesnt..

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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