- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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