- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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