- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A pope meets another one

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

someone called someone else a frog

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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