- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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