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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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