- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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