Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Women's professional sports

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Anti Joke

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