- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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