- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A man walks into a bar. Ow

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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