Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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