why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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