Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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