Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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