One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

knock knock... ...no answer

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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