- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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