- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

13 =B you just learned something

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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