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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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