What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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