- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

you see theres this guy.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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