- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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