Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

roses are black violets are black i am blind

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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