How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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