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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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