- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Cleveland winning something

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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