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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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