Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I'm homeless.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Yanter, Look it up

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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