What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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