- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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