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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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