- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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