What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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