- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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