Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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