69...you know how awkward this is now...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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