- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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