- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Fat? Jesse Z

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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