- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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