joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Daniel is a fag

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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