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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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