- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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