- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Take part of what?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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