- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock? Come in.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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