Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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