- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

so...um, yeah

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

your mom was so fat that she died.

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