- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what are you mike bibby?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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