- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Your big dick.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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