- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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