What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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