- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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