- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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