What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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