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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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