- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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