- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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