- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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