Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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men's rights activists

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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