What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Racial Equality

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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