A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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