Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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