- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

civil rights

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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