- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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