- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

every cloud has a silver lining

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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