- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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