Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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kieran is a homosexual

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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