- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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