a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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