- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

pull my finger (farts)

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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