- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A pope meets another one

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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