- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Jesus Christ

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

race-car = rac-ecar

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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