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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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