- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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