- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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