- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What fires shots? A gun

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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