- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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