- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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