- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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