Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man did not like this site

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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