- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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