- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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