- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

I'm homeless.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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