Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Anti Joke

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