- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

God is real.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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