- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

miha kako si?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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