- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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