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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

H o m o comes out as homo

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A russian gives away vodka.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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