What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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My children are mistakes

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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