- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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