- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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