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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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