Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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