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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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