What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How old are you? 7

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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