- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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