- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

If you have a stroke, call 000

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Your're racist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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