- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

i hate non minorities!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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