How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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