Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Men's rights

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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