- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

knock,knock you suck

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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