- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

knock,knock you suck

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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