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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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