like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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