Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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womens rights

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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like if your cool

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Anti Joke

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