- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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