- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Is maynaise an instrument?

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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