- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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