- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Your mom.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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