- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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