Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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I like school Said no one ever.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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