- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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