- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Read a Book.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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