why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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