- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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