whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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quantum physics?

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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