- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's blue? The sky.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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