- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

woman's rights

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I? Everett

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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