What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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