- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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