- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Anyone can post anything.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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