a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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