- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

If life gives you lemonade.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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