What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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