How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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