- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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