Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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