- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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