- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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