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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

hey hey apple

13 =B you just learned something

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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