- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

I Have a Black Friend

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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