Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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womens rights

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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