I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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