Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Anti Joke

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