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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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