How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If life gives you lemonade.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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