- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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