- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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