Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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