- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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