How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Women's Rights

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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