penis

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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