What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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You idiot.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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