Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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i committed murder

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Anti Joke

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