How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why can't february march Because april may

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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