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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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