what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A guy walks into a bar

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

how do you win a game try your best

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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