Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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