what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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