I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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salad days!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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