What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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knock,knock you suck

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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