- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A guy walks into a bar

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