whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

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