- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

can you touch your toes? no

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

a black man pays his child support

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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