- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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