What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Take wrong turns

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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