- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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