- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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