- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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