- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

knock knock go away

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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