- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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