- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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