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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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