- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Dwarf Shortage

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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