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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Pain Olympics.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's 1+1? 69.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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