- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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