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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how do you win a game try your best

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A guy walks into a bar

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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