Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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