Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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