- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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