- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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