- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yellow People !!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Get up Look in the mirror

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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