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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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