- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

knock knock who's there ?

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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