Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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