What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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antijoke is the best website.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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