- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What is better than life? Nothing.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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