- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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