A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Anti Joke

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