- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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