Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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