- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

like if your cool

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.