- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

i hate non minorities!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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