What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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