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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Potassium? K.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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