- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

i'm hard

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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