- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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