- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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