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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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