ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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