- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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