- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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