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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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