- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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