Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Cripples are lame.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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