- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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