- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did you poop because you are a poop

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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