- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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