- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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