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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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