Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Anti Joke

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