A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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