- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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