- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A storm be brewin!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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