- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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