Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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