- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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