what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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