hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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