Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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