- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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