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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Actually it was me Josh brown

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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