Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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A fat guy!

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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