Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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I'm hungry.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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