roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -21

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops