- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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