- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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