A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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