- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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