Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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