- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A women left the kitchen.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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