Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Sarah Palin.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Take part of what?

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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