how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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