- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Jackass.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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