- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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