- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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