- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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