- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Pain Olympics.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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