what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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