- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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