- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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