- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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