- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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