- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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