Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

BIG MAC'S

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Pain Olympics.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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