- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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