- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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