Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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