- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats black and strange a paki

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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