- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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