- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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