What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

NEVER

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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