What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Detroit has a low crime rate

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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