What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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