So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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