- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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