Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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