- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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