- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Dane Cook makes a joke.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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