- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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