- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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