What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

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