charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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