Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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