- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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