- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

This is a joke.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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