- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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