How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Anti Joke

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