This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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