Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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