Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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