- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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