FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A black man walks out of a police station

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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