- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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