Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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