- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, yup.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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