- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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