- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I'm homeless.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

i'm hard

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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