- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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