If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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