- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Your big dick.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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