- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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