- Anti Joke

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead