- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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