- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's better than a stick? A stone

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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