- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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