- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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