- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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