What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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