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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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