- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Potassium? K.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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