So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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star wars kid

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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