- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

poopy is poopy

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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