I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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