- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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