A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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