- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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