- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.