- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

this website is a bad joke

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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