- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

asians have slitted eyes lol

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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