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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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