- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

69 (Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

nothing

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.