- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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