What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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