- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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