What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Roses are red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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