What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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