What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I'm rick james bitch

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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