- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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