- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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