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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Gay rights.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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