Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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