- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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