- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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