- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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