Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what came first the chicken or the chips

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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