- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Dane Cook makes a joke.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yanter, Look it up

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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