Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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