What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Anti Joke

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