- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A muslim walks out of a plane.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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