- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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