"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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