- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Go away still nothing to see

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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