Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my egg roll

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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