A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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