- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.