What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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