- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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