- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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