What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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