Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

your mom was so fat that she died.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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