- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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