- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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