Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

the sky is green no it is not

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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