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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

David Cameron

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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