- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

The chickens have become self-aware!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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