- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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