- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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