Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did Reed read? A. Read?

homosexual rights to marriage

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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