people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Bitch

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A blind man walks into a library.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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