What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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