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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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