- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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