Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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I'm homeless.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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