- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Drew Knowles is gay

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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