Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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men's rights activists

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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