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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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