- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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