A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

One, two, three, four and five

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

men's rights activists

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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