- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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