- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Tony Romo

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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