- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

women's rights.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

read this sentence again.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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