If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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autistic kids rock

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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who else is on here?

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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