- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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