Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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