What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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