- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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