- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do you win a game try your best

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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