- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What is green and slow Grass.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Where's my baby??

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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