what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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I C U P White stuff

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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