- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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