- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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