- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

outside your comfort zone

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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