- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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