A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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