Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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