- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Ol-ive

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your Mom

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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