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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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