Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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