- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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