- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Small Penis.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Dwarf Shortage

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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