- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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