- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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