- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

someone called someone else a frog

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A pope meets another one

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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