- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

i dont care if you rate me or not

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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