- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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