A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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