- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I'm Coming

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

knock,knock you suck

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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