How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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