Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

You should read the Terms of Service.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

this website is a bad joke

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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