Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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