- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

FOX News: Fair and balanced

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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