What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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