- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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