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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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