- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

whats white jizz

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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