- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Sarah Palin.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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