- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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