- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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