- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

I'm rick james bitch

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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