- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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