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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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