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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A dog was barking at a tree

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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