- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

YOU

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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