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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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