How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

You're welcome. On to the next house.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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