- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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