Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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