guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A pope meets another one

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Knock knock knock OCD

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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