- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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