- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Fat? Jesse Z

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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