Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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