jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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