- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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