What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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