- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Allah walked into AK Bar

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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