Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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