What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Women's Rights

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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