- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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