- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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