- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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