What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Chlamydia

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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