What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

civil rights

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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