- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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