- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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