Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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