Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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