What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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