What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did one computer say to the other .........

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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