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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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