a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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