- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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