- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

like most people my age. im 27

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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