- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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