- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Actually it was me Josh brown

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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