Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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