what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I named my son ps2 controller

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Racial equality.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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