Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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