Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

penis. nuff said.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...