- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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