What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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