How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Fat? Jesse Z

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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