- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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