- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A boy with red hair is happy.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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