Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's white and gluey Glue

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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