- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

i hate non minorities!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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