why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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