What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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