Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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My mom

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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