- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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