How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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