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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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