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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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