what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What page are you on The gay page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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