- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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