- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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