- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I am a mime

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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