Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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