What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Ben Corbishley

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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