- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Donald Trump

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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