What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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