Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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