Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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i like it in the mouth

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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