Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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