- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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