- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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