- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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