- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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