- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

My jeans

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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