- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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