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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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