- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

NEVER

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Poop

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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