- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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