What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Jovan

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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