- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

children burning

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Cleveland winning something

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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