Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

whats black and strange a paki

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Potassium? K.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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