- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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