- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

that wall over there ->

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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