- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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