Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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The cream, it is coming

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Albino African Americans

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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