Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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