- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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