What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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jews

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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