Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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