Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Sarah Palin.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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