Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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AIDS

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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