homosexual rights to marriage

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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