So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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