- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A pope meets another one

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

batman farted so hes retarded

civil rights

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

someone called someone else a frog

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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