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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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