there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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