Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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