Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A sober Irish individual.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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