What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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