- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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