Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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