What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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