- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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