- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

One, two, three, four and five

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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