Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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