Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

bangers and mash?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Your big dick.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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