- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Get on the boat.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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