How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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