A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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