Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Massie is a fatass

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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