- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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