- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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