An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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