- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

So a bar walks into a man...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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