Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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