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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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