- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What page are you on The gay page.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

HELLO EVERYONE

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??