- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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