The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Cheese

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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