- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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