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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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