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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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