- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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