- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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