Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Anti Joke

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