Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Micheal Curran...that is all.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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