- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Chlamydia

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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