- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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