Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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9/11 my birthday

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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