Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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