- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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