- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

george goodburn is secretly mexican

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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