Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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