- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

whats black and strange a paki

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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