Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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