What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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I'm homeless.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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