- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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