- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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