What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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