- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's better than a stick? A stone

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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