Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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I am a mime

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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