- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A dog was barking at a tree

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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