- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock... Home invasion

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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