- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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