Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Communism hehe xd

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

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