- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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