My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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