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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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