Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Women's professional sports

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

united we sit, cause we're fat

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Antijokes...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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