- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

batman farted so hes retarded

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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