If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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No

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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