Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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