- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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