- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

justin beiber sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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