- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many light bulbs? 1

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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