What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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