- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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