- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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