- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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