- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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