- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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