roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

i'm hard

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

9/11 my birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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