- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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