- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

If the 49ers won the superbowl

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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