- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A storm be brewin!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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