- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Anti-jokes are funny.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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