- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

your so fat. your fat!

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

hello

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

were you expecting a joke

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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