- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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