Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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