Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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