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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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