Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A sober Irish individual.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I am a mime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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