What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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