A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I think everybody should have a penis.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

My cat just died.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

BIG MAC'S

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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