What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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