What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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