what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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