- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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