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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

you will like this because i am black.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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