What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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XD Jackass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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