- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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