- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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