Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Women's rights.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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