- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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