- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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