A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Guest what in the butt

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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