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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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