Pain Olympics.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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My cat just died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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