A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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