- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Your mom.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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