- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

black chicken. kfc

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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