A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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