- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Women outside of the kitchen.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

my gramma died

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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