What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Andoni was here

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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