What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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