- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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