- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

womens rights

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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