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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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