wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Pain Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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