- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

your skull would make a nice pen holder

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

the WNBA.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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