- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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