- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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