- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

if you don't like this you're gay

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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