- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Gus's mom

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

So these two girls have a cup .

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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