- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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