What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

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