- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

i like it in the mouth

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

that wall over there ->

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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