- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

quantum physics?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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