What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A man did not like this site

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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it was all Tagart

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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