- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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