- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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