What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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