A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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