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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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