- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

you know whats not funny white boards.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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