- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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