- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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