Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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