- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why? Because.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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