- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

So a bar walks into a man...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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