- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

My cat just died.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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