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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Sarah Palin.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Fat people

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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