- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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