- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

You are joking right?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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