- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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