- Anti Joke

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.