What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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