- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tall asians

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's white and gluey Glue

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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