Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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