- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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