Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Sloths

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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