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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Maths.

You are joking right?

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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