Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

poopy is poopy

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

The New York Giants

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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