- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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