- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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