What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

PICKLES

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you spell eight? 8

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call an blank test? an F

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops