If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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I'm Coming

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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