- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

My cat just died.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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