Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Yanter, Look it up

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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