Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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