Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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No

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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