- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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