- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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