- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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