- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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