What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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