- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

women's rights.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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