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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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