Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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