- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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