- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Cheese

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Your Mom

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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