- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Go away still nothing to see

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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