- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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