- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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