- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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