Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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