Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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