- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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