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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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