- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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