Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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