What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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