- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

if you don't like this you're gay

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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