- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

knock knock come in

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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