Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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You idiot.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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