- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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