Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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