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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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