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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Gus's mom

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Eric is gay Ha

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Rylan Clark

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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