Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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