- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Dwarf Shortage

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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