What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You are joking right?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops