- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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