- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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