Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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