- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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