- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

13 =B you just learned something

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Barack Obama is a good president.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

13 =B you just learned something

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Barack Obama is a good president.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!