why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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sure!

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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