- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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