- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Eric is gay Ha

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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