Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Black people stink of shite!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A car walks into a bar.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Take wrong turns

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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