On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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