- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

My cat just died.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

a black man walks out of popeyes

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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