- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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