- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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