Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Women's professional sports

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I am a mime

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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