- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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