A young baby died.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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