- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

i'm hard

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I wrote a funny joke.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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