If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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