- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

You idiot.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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