- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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