A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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