What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

So FDR walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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