- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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