- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*