- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Women's Rights..

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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