- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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