- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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