- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock Who's there

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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