Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I'm Polish.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Anti Joke

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