Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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