- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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