Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Black people stink of shite!

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69

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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