- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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