A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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were you expecting a joke

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Denard Robinson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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