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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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