- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's 1+1? 69.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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