1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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