- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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