- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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