Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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