- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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