I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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pobody's nerfect

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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bite me

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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