- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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