96

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops