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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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