One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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your face

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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