- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Matt is a Duster!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A American seeking into mexico

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