- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

My cat just died.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Pain Olympics.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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