- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why dont they make black forks

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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