- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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