3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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