- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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