How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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