- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's 1+1? 69.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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