- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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