- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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