- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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