Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I have read the terms and conditions

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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