Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What does? 42

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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