Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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