- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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