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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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