- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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