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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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