- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

I'm rick james bitch

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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