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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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