- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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