- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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