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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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