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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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