What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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