- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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