You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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deez nuts

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

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