What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Donald Trump.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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