Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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