did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

this website is a bad joke

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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