What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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