What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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