two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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