- Anti Joke

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

-7

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

-7

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

-7

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

-7

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

-7

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

-7

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??