- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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