A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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