2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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