Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Jovan

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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