Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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whats green and lives in the water

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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