- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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