Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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