- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I put my baby in a microwave.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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