Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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