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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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