Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Anti Joke

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