- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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