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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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