Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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