Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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