- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Where can I apply for janitor school?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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