I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Justin Bieber

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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