You know what's funny? Rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

race-car = rac-ecar

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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