What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A pope meets another one

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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