- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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You are joking right?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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