- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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