What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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SHUT UP JP

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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