- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats gay and american? a gay american

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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