What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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