- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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