- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

No soup for you!

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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