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batman farted so hes retarded

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Eric is gay Ha

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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