Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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