What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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NEVER

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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