You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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