Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

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