You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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