A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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