- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Albino African Americans

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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