- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If life gives you lemonade.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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