i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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