- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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