What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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