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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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