what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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