- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock Knock! F*ck off

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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mitchell palmer sucks

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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