How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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