- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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