whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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