- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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