Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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