Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Andoni was here

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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