- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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