- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

josh sucks polish adams dick

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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