- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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