- Anti Joke

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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