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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What is my name? I dont know

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What's white and black? Color blind.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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