Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

12 in general

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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