- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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