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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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