- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Women's Soccer.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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