What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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