- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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