What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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