- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

bangers and mash?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

drugs.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A young baby died.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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