Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Jovan

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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