- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Womens rights.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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