- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do I hate? people

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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