- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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