What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Bitch

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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