What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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