- Anti Joke

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.