Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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