A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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