- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What city likes baseball the most? New York

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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