- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why dont they make black forks

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??