- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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