- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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