- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

womens rights

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Your mom.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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