- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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