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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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