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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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