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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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