What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Everybody will die

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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A man did not like this site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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