- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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