Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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were you expecting a joke

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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