Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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