The FCC

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

#Getweird

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Anti Joke

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