what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

there once was a black man who played basketball

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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