My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

who is gay wit mon james cornish

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

I don't get it

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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