what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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dallen loves penis

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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