- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A blind man walks into a library.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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