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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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