- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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