- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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