What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Cheese

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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