- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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