- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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