- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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