Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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a black man pays his child support

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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