- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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