roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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