Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

AIDS

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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