Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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