- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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