- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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