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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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