- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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