Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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