What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Indians

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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