- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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