- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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