Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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your mom.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Anti Joke

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