- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A black man walks out of a police station

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A miserable man committed suicide.

so...um, yeah

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