3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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dallen loves penis

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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