do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Turkey Balls

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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