what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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