how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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PENIS lol

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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