a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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