- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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