- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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