A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Women's professional sports

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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