You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A gay man watches football.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

No your aunties a joke

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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