- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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