What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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