Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is 9+10? 19

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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