- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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