What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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