whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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