- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

pull my finger (farts)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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