Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Brain fart

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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