- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Come in

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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