- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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