- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what is 3+3= 8

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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