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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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