- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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