- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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