- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Good job, son.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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