- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Death by kayak

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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