- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

a man makes a bad joke

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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