- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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