If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Anti Joke

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