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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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