- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

knock knock Dave's not here.

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