- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Take part of what?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Sarah Palin.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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