- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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