- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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