- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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