- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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