- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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