Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Justin Bieber

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Balls

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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