Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Racial equality.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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