What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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