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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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