Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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David Cameron

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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