Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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american idol

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What's just not right? Left

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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