What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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