- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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