- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

your brother so fine that hes skinney

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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