- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Women's professional sports

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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