- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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