- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Brain fart

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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