- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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