- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

call me maybe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Kyle grund parker coffey

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Sarah Palin.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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