What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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