Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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