What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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womens rights.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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