- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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