why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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