- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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