- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Ross.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Dwarf Shortage

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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