- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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