- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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