- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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