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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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