- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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