what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

I asked her where you were.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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