why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anyone can post anything.

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knock knock come in !

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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