Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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