- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Your mom is so old she died

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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