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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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