Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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