- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Matthew Wyckoff

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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