- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats black and strange a paki

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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