Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Knock Knock Come in

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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