- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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