i dont care if you rate me or not

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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guess what what ...

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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