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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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