- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

If life gives you lemonade.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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