Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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