- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my penis

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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