Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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