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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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