What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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