- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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