- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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