Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

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