Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man goes to the potty.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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