- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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