Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's blue? The sky.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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