- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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