- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

school homewrok

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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