- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Your adopted.....

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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