- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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