- Anti Joke

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair