- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Eric is gay Ha

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

i have two hands.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Gus's mom

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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