There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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i'm hard

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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