- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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