The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Jordan is pregant

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

why are balck people black because they are

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Diarrhea

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A handicapp walks into a bar

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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