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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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