- Anti Joke

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.