- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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