Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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No

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

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