- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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