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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Emily Walker.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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