- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Antijokes...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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