A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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womens rights

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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