- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

hey guys im gay

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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