- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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