I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Pain Olympics.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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