- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Antijokes...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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