why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

homosexual rights to marriage

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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