- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hi.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??