NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

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