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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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