- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

steven hawking walks into a bar

So FDR walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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