- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Apple hates Blackberry.

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