What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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