There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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