jokes r dumb

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Turtles

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kennah campion... being nice

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The WNBA.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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