- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

knock knock you may come in

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Steering Wheel Face.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

a horse walks into a barn

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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