A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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