Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jokes r dumb

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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