- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Well, this is fun.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What time is it? 10:58

A black succeeds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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