- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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