- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Pandas Everywhere!!!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

jokes r dumb

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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