A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Obama

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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