"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I hate you.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Jess Burns

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Military intelligence.

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