When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

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