how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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live babies

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jokes r dumb

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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does this look unsure to you?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Anti Joke

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