- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I like to eat.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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