How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Shit.

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jgkbk,mn

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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