- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

If life throws you lemons Catch them

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Nickelback

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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