What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Brett Farve

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

I got shot, you laughed

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

The WNBA.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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