You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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I like to eat.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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