What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I hate you.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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no

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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