Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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kennah campion... being nice

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Well, this is fun.

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