- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Women's rights.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A black succeeds

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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