- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

jokes r dumb

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Jasper sucks.

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