I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Child Prostitution.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Black people are innocent.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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