- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American healthcare.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

black people. that is all...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Womens rights.

What is a dog? Bark

The mets are 3-0 this season

So one time this woman was learning...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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