Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Rick Perry.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

cheese

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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