I got shot, you laughed

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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