- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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