If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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knock knock you may come in

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Ruller

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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