- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

I like to eat.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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