Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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