Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Turtles

The WNBA.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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