Anti jokes are funny

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A baby seal walks into a club

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Women's rights

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

jokes r dumb

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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