how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Women rights..

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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