- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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