Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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black people. that is all...

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