How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Myspace

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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