The WNBA.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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black people. that is all...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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