i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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