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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

i like potatoes

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

So one time this woman was learning...

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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