- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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