- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Women's rights

knock knock you may come in

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

GRAAAAAAAR.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Aodhan Hearty

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's big? Jupiter.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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