A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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I like to eat.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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