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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Turtles

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The WNBA.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

i like potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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