I got shot, you laughed

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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