- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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