There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

does this look unsure to you?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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