how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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i like potatoes

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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