- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

why did the chicken cross the road

What's big? Jupiter.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Rick Perry.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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