" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is Jason? Black.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

gays

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

The mets are 3-0 this season

What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

james schmitt whats your last name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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