- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

GRAAAAAAAR.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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