What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Is Carly smart? No.

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69.... is a number

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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