What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is a dog? Bark

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Religion

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew returns change.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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