Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Women's rights.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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The WNBA.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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