Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Jasper sucks.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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