A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Military intelligence.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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