Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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