What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Child Prostitution.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Black people are innocent.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Anti jokes are funny

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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