There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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kennah campion... being nice

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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black people. that is all...

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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