What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A black man killed someone

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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