For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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