What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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