- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

I like to eat.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Anti jokes are funny

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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