- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

The WNBA.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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