how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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The government makes a good decision

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Carlton

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why Because

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