- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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