Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

milly, milly, milly, cat

Women rights..

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

GRAAAAAAAR.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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