- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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