- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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