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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

FUCK YOU

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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