- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A guy walks into a bar

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

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