- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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