What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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