- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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