- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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