Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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