- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

I don't get it

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

drugs.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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