- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

My spelling is horrible

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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