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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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