What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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