- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock Knock Come in

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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