- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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