- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Women's professional sports

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

I am a mime

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A guy walks into a bar

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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