- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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