- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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