why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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