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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A pope meets another one

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Eric is gay Ha

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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