- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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