How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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