How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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