- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I'm hungry.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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