- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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