Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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