a. why? b. because I wanted

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Neither have I

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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