- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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