- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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