Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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