- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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