- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your adopted

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??