- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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