- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

how much fish could a chicken

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

woman's rights

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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