- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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