- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Come in

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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