My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A dog was barking at a tree

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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