- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

No it doesnt..

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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