- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Your mom is so old she died

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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