Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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