A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Bitch

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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like if your cool

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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