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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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