- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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