- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

America

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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