- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

women rights

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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