Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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