- Anti Joke

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l