- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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