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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Black people stink of shite!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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