Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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