- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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