What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

13 =B you just learned something

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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