What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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