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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A russian gives away vodka.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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