- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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