- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

bangers and mash?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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