guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

drugs.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A young baby died.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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