- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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