In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Yanter, Look it up

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

One, two, three, four and five

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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