- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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