- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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