- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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