- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man makes a bad joke

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??