- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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