When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what is 3+3= 8

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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