- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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