Neither did she.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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SHUT UP JP

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Anti Joke

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