- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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