- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Equal rights!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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