- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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