- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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