What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Gus's mom

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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