- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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