Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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