- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock Knock Come in

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.