- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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