Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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