Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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