What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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get in the car.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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