A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Obama lin Baden.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Anti Joke

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