- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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