- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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