- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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