- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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