What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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