A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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