why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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You are joking right?

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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