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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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