- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How old are you? 7

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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