Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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My cat just died.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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