- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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