- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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