- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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