What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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