- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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