What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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good looking women

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Anti Joke

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