- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You are joking right?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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