- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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