- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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