Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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