- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Male leadership.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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