BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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