What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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