- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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