how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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