- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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