Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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time to spruce up!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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