- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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