- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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