Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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