A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Burp

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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