What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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