- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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