I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Maths.

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