- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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