your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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