a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

I'm hungry.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Women's Rights

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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