knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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