- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Gus's mom

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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