A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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