- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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