What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Anti Joke

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