- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

John Cena for president

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Albino African Americans

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what's white and sticky semen

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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