- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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