- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Gay rights.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

VITAMIN C!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock Knock.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's long and black The unemployment line

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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