What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

someone called someone else a frog

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Your girlfriend.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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