- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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