- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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