Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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