- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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