What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what are you mike bibby?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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