Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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