- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what's funny about war? nothing!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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