- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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