- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

This is my favorite antijoke.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A baby seal walks into a club.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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