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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

like if your cool

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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