- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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