What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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