What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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