- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I'm Coming

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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