- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Please ignore this statement.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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