- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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