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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

drugs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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