- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...