Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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