- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock knock Come in

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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