xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Tony Romo

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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