what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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