Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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