- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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