What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A car walks into a bar.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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