"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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