- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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