How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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