- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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