- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

pobody's nerfect

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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