Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How you know when dislextic

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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