What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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