- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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