A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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a man makes a bad joke

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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