- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

12 in general

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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