What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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