Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Smeg...

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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