- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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