A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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