- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's your blood type? Red.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

No your aunties a joke

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A gay man watches football.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

this website is a bad joke

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