Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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