What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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