- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

YOU

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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