- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Pickle

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

men's rights activists

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Small Penis.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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