- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I am a mime

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A guy walks into a bar

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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