What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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