What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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