- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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