What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

kieran is a homosexual

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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