- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I am a mime

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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