- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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