How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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