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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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