- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock Knock Come in

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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