- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why? Why not?

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.