- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Gay rights.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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