What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Asian women drivers...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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