why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A man did not like this site

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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