- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

America

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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