- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Hey Shea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your big dick.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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