Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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dat shoe shine tho

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