why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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