- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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