- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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