- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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