What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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