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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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