What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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