- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

you dint have to be a jew matt

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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