- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A Chinese man fails a math test

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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