- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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