A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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