What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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