- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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