I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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