A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I'm homeless.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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