- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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