- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Balls

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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