- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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