- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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