- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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