Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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