- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What are annoying? Ads.

drugs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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