Your girlfriend.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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penis

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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