- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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