What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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