- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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