What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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