- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

1+2 = 6

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

I love pissing people off :P

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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