- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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