- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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