- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A guy walks into a bar

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A man goes to the potty.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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