What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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