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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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