- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.