- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Dwarf Shortage

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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