- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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