- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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