- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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