what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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