- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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