What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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