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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Bob Saget that is all

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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