Get up Look in the mirror

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Jokes = Drained

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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