- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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