Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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why dont they make black forks

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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