Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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