- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

God is real.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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