- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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