- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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