- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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