What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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