- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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