- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A storm be brewin!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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