- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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