- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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