What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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