Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Yellow People !!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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