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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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