- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats black and strange a paki

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Potassium? K.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

69.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??