- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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