A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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