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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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