- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Womans baksetball...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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