- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

White men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.