Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Pain Olympics.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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