- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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