- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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