- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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