- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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