- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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