- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

white or wheat? wheat please.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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