- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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