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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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