- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's 9+10? 19

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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