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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

i dont fisish anythi

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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