Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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