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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

I enjoy Popcorn

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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