- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what is 3+3= 8

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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