whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A young baby died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Hey Shea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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