- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

how do you call someone? use a phone

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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