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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Wanna hear a joke? no

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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