roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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