Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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