What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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