what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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how man

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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