What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

school homewrok

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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