A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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