- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties