- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Andoni was here

womens rights.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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