Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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