- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What is my name? I dont know

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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