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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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