A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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