Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Maths.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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