- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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