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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Andoni was here

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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