- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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