- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Apple hates Blackberry.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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