- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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