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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do I hate? people

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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