- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Your girlfriend.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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