I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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whats white jizz

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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