You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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