- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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