- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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