- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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