- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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