- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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