- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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