- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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