- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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