Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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autistic kids rock

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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