- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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