- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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