A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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