Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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