- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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