- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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