How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A storm be brewin!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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