what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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