What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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