- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Andoni was here

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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