- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock Knock.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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