How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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My spelling is horrible

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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