- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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