whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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