- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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