How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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