Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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