- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Jimmy Saville

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Tony Romo

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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