Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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