What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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