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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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