- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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