Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Death by kayak

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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