Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

The Labour Party.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A man goes to the potty.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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