My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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