whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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