- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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