What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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