- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

I Have a Black Friend

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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