What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Daniel is a fag

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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