- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

pobody's nerfect

bite me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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