A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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