- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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