Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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The New York Giants

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

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