The FCC

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Justin Bieber

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