- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what are you mike bibby?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

how do you call someone? use a phone

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