What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

If life gives you lemonade.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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