why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Women's rights

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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