Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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homosexual

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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