- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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