- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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