- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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