- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The Labour Party.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Take part of what?

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??