- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Women's professional sports

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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