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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

if you don't like this you're gay

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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