- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Gus's mom

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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