A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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