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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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