What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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HEY!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man goes to the potty.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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