- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

drugs.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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