Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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