whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Womans baksetball...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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