I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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