- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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