A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

i hate non minorities!

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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