A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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