what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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