- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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