- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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