- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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