while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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