your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Knock knock Go away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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