Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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