If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A man did not like this site

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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