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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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