It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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