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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

womans having rights.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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