- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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