A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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bangers and mash?

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Your big dick.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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