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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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