- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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