- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

bangers and mash?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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