- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Chlamydia

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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