I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

irish man drinking john smiths

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Im taking a shit right now.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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