what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Weaner

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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