- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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