- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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