"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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