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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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