Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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