Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

AIDS

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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