- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Tall asians

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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