- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A man goes to the potty.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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