- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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