My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Happy Monday!

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Maths.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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