- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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