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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

guess what what ...

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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