- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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