What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock knock knock OCD

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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