a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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