- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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