- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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