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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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