- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

there was once a jew

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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