- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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