- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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