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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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