Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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