What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's there

Ben Corbishley

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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