Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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