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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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