What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Maths.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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