How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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