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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Walnut

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

child labor

What's your blood type? Red.

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