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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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