A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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