- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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