A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I'm Polish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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