What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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