- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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