Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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An anti-joke

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Anti Joke

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