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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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