Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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