What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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