In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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