How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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