What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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