- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

men's rights activists

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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