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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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