- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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