What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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