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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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