- Anti Joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

I love pissing people off :P

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What fires shots? A gun

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.