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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Tunechi

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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