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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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