- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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