- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

race-car = rac-ecar

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Yellow People !!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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