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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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