So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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