- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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