Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Maths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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