Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Lockerbie bombing

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's 9 +10 19

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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