- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

women's rights

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

penis

i like potatoes

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

black people. that is all...

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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