- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Men's rights

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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