- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Women's rights.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A black succeeds

What is Jason? Black.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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