Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Women's rights

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Jasper sucks.

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penis

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Religion

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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