- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock, come in.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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