Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Rick Perry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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johann grayson being liked

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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cheese

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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