- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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