- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

The government makes a good decision

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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