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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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