why did the chicken cross the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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I like to eat.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Brett Farve

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why Because

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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