Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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I like to eat.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why Because

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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