What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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