how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Steering Wheel Face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

johann grayson being liked

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

women's rights

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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