- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Black Poeple

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Child Prostitution.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

GRAAAAAAAR.

knock knock you may come in

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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