Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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