- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

i like potatoes

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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