- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

No joke.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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