- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Women's rights.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A black succeeds

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is Jason? Black.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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