Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Child Prostitution.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Obama

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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