how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Jews for Jesus

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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ekoj

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

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