Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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