So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Obama

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Brett Farve

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Potato salad

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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