I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Military intelligence.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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