- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to eat.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Anti jokes are funny

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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