Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

American healthcare.

i have aids and a chode

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

black people. that is all...

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Womens rights.

What is a dog? Bark

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