what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Steering Wheel Face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I got shot, you laughed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Women's rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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