Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A black person in the NHL

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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