Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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