- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Steering Wheel Face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

johann grayson being liked

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

does this look unsure to you?

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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