- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

live babies

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

does this look unsure to you?

Dani Barton = Stupid

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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