- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Freedom of Speech

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

did you ever see a butter fly?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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