How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Obama

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Brett Farve

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's 9 +10 19

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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