- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Guess what? Chicken butt

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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