- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Obama

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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