- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Women's rights

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

jokes r dumb

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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