- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What what In the butt

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's big? Jupiter.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Slavery

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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