- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Turtles

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

No joke.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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