"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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your momma's an antijoke

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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your fat

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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hi my name is? joe

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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