- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Freedom of Speech

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

No joke.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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